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Inhuman League - You Were Workin' As A Waitress In A Cocktail Bar
Last week, YouTube user svantana released a remix of Human League's classic song " Don't You Want Me " distilled to its essential line "working in a cocktail bar"—repeated over and over again. Since then, the intensely vocation-focused video has racked up over a quarter million views and been praised as " so dumb it's genius ," " significantly better " than the original, and " perfect. I Skyped with svantana, who lives in Sweden, about why he chose that line specifically, how to make viral comedy gold repetition, specificity, confusion, and surprise , and what he's working on next: an "EDM" remix to Aqua's hit " Barbie Girl.
You were workin' as a waitress in a cocktail bar When I met you I picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around Turned you into someone new. Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet Success has been so easy for you But don't forget, it's me who put you where you are now And I can put you back down too. Don't, don't you want me? You know I can't believe it When I hear that you won't see me. You know I don't believe you When you say that you don't need me. It's much too late to find You think you've changed your mind You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry. Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me, ohh? I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar That much is true But even then I knew I'd find a much better place Either with or without you. The five years we have had have been such good times I still love you But now I think it's time I live my life on my own I guess it's just what I must do.
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